expertcosmotips:

make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him

demiilauren:

terrymckays:

Dita Von Teese performs Lazy at the Carzy Horse in Paris (x).

Dita you perfect queen

freakvevo:

*gets my nipples pierced at Claire’s*

awelltraveledwoman:

today. And yesterday. And fuck probably the day before!

Joana should know better than to let people use her phone. She really, really should. Good thing I`m a nice person, right?
-Ash the Glorious
(Allweareisashes)

ladyvodkaa:

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you..

sinfultragedy:

BtVS Rewatch 2012-2013; One Gifset Per Episode
➞ 6x18 - Entrophy

Tara: Things fall apart. They fall apart so hard. 
Willow: Tara?
Tara: You can’t ever put them back the way they were.
Willow: Are you okay?
Tara: I’m sorry, it’s just… You know, it takes time. You can’t just ahve coffee and expect-
Willow: I know.
Tara: There’s just so much to work though. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if… if we’re even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other’s lives. It’s a long, important process, and… can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

urbancatfitters:

i ship myself with money i think we look good together

smilingemoticon:

seeing your own post on your dashboard

theinterwebsseries:

Tumblr freaked out at first but then she realized it’s really not that bad.