Life as a Teenage Robot.
Laura the Tortoise 😊😍🐒🐒🐒

Laura the Tortoise 😊😍🐒🐒🐒

Sushi hangs with the coworkers πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‹

Sushi hangs with the coworkers πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‹

Allergies have me like.. πŸ˜­πŸ˜°πŸ˜΅πŸ’©

Allergies have me like.. πŸ˜­πŸ˜°πŸ˜΅πŸ’©

kobetyrant:

thejordanyear:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

insearchforknowledge:

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband & I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

*bows down*

YESSS MAMA

WHAT KIND OF QUEEN

kobetyrant:

thejordanyear:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

insearchforknowledge:

"I live in a neighborhood where my husband & I are 1 of the 3 Black families that live here.. Tonight the KKK knocked on our door!!! I was already looking out the window and seen them coming down my driveway. I screamed for my children to come upstairs in my room and into my master bath. . As I seen there faces in fear.. my mind flash back to Malcom X. My oldest understand but not the rest. My husband prides his self on teaching his wife & family self defense when he not home…. My heart was pounding! Palms sweating! Voice weak.. I look at my son.. And my mind drifted to Micheal Brown, Treyvon.Martin, Shawn Bell. WE legal over here.. everything registered! As the knocks kept coming .. I mustard up the voice strength to say just a minute! My body weak.. but my mind strong! I open the door.. Scope on! Beam on! Safety off!!! WHAT CAN I DO FOR YALL!!! Cause you at THE WRONG HOUSE! #FacesPriceless!! I will Protect. My Home, My Children, MY LEGACY!!!"

*bows down*

YESSS MAMA

WHAT KIND OF QUEEN

noboofs:

When your friend hasn’t come out yet

lostincandyland:

He almost lost his life this day.

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ckΒ 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

Not a porn star, but I ain’t shy. Here’s a money shot, right in your eye.
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Killer Bee (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
#ThickThighSquad2k14
Thick thighs keep the pussy warm.
zodiacsociety:

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Sex Position For Each Zodiac Sign
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How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign
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